You read that right. I miss being preggers. But not the swollen feet, the emotional highs and downs, or the not being able to sleep. No. I miss the good stuff, for example having the”I’m pregnant excuse”. That, my dear friends is what I am sharing with you today. Hang tight, and let the pregnancy memories come…
The “I’m pregnant” Excuse
I used this excuse the moment I found out I was pregnant. I was all “I dropped my keys, can you get them for me?” at 9 weeks pregnant, no bump, no swollen feet yet. I was just pregnant and felt like I deserved a little help. 😉 But seriously, it felt so good to have an excuse whenever I felt like getting out of doing things or eating certain stuff. Ah, yes, life. was. good.
The “baby” wants pizza, every day.
Okay, it is not secret that pregnant women get cravings. And hey, the heart wants what it wants, right? So it was awesome to say, I want pizza, and BAM! I got pizza. I mean, the baby got pizza. Not to mention that if your family is Mexican, as mine is, you get exactly what you want, when you want it. I mean, for all we know if they don’t give a pregnant woman that pizza that she wants so much that baby will come out looking like a pizza. For reals. (Okay, I think I’ve reached my limit on the word “pizza” for this entire post hahah)
Just let it hang out.
The tummy. Just let it hang out. No need to suck it in, because girrrrrl, you’re pregnant! You’re suppose to have a bump! It may or may not be just a little bit of chub, but nobody is going to question it. Because, “that bump is so cute”! 😉
No Dress Codes
Okay, I didn’t go crazy with this one, because I like to look cute and appropriate. But when your feet are swollen, like big time, you’re happy that you can wear sandals pretty much anywhere. Even work. Dresses are also acceptable anywhere, because that is all that will really fit you by the time you’re 8 months. lol Oh also, wearing the same dress like a gazillion times because its all the will fit you, is all totally okay.
Attention – the good kind
This one kinda goes with the “I’m pregnant excuse”. I loved how everyone would go out of their way to make me feel comfortable. Like if a chair was too hard, here came the pillow. Oh and also a pillow so you can put your feet up and rest. Oh and water, or juice so baby doesn’t get dehydrated. 😀 Also, my parents would cook for us all the time, because I was so tired and sleepy. Hey, I was working and pregnant, so yeah you better believe I was not cooking every single day. I felt like I deserved an award for working up until my due date when all I wanted to do was just lay in bed, in my underwear, eating pizza. Actually, I’m pretty sure I did that a few times…
The End.
I had so much fun writing this guys! It was great to remember the good old days of being pregnant, and not dwell so much on the negative side of it. Which, we all know there are definitely down sides to it.
If you enjoyed this, you might want to check out my post where I talk about what it was like the first three months of being a mom.
So, what is something that you miss about being pregnant? Share in the comments!
Cari says
This is so cute Ana. haha! I feel like I will be the exact same way! hah!
Ros Emely@stressfreemommies says
I miss being pregnant too! I love how being pregnant made me feel sexy and beautiful, it’s crazy but I loved it. I also loved getting what I wanted, food wise of course! There are definitely a lot of perks to being pregnant, lol.
Ana Bazquez says
WOW! That is awesome! I didn’t feel any type of sexy, lol Specially towards the end hahahah
Emily says
Number one reason I liked being pregnant. Booty.
Ana Bazquez says
LOL!!! Yes! <3
Catherine from JustSomeSunshine.com says
I think I’m the only one out of my friends that had a good pregnancy and could say I miss being pregnant! Make me even more anxious to start on baby #2! This is great and I love the message your blog sends!
Lily Hayes @ TheBabyLands.com says
a wonderful feeling at the start of pregnancy 🙂 I will never forget that moment
Kara says
I love this! I may have used some of these a time or two… 😉
Ana Bazquez says
lol! Good! We gotta take advantage lol!
FeministCat says
Seriously? Every single of these points reinforces all the cliches about pregnant women, not to mention that as a woman who experienced an extremely complicated and painful and stressful pregnancy, it literally makes me want to punch those dumb pregnant women in the face for spreading these misconceptions.
Ana Bazquez says
Hi there! This was meant to be a fun and lighthearted post. Not everyone’s pregnancy experience is the same, so there really are no misconceptions. 🙂 I have also written about the hard parts of my pregnancy here: http://www.theblushingmama.com/the-fear-of-a-mother-pregnancy-scare/
Have a beautiful day!